Tony Randall and the Grammar of Grace. There was something almost architectural about the way Tony Randall spoke. Each sentence felt meticulously engineered, a miniature edifice of cadence and clarity. He never uttered words; he constructed them, syllable by syllable, as if language itself were a form of moral carpentry. In an age so enamored with spontaneity, his precision seemed almost subversive, a quiet defiance against the slovenliness of modern expression. Randall did not perform language; he consecrated it. His voice, urbane, resonant, faintly melancholic, carried the conviction that speech was a civilizational artifact, one too sacred to be squandered. To him, vocabulary wasn’t a trophy of intellect but the apparatus of thought. Every word had lineage, nuance, and temperature. To misuse it was not merely inelegant; it was profane. Watching him on screen, particularly as Felix Unger in The Odd Couple, you felt that rare synthesis of comedy and conscience. Beneath the comic...